My blog bitch.
My blog bitch.


Hey Santana here.
I go to some crappy school called McKinley high. I'm one of the only hot ones there. But i'm definitely the hottest. I made this because I heard tumblr was a place for the best people and considering i'm the best I thought I should be on here.
I'm stuck in this club call 'New Directions' but we aren't going in any direction. Apart from Mr Schue when he get's 'excited' when good-will have some new vests in stock.
I cheer too,but the school team 'cheerios' is kind of complicated right now.
People hate my harshness but I only speak what other people don't because they're too fat to ply their lips open or they're so large they get in the way. Or they just have a huge jewish nose. But because of this I don't really have 'friends' per-say, just people I don't want to kick in the face so much.
But i'm working on that, being them of course because i'm perfect they just need to deal with it. And if you no me gusta? Then you hobble back home and fall in a vat of slushie on the way.
Peace out.
-x-


its Brittany...bitch.: lebanese-bitch: sadlikeapanda: If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do... 

lebanese-bitch:

sadlikeapanda:

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

Brit, if there’s only one and it drowns then they all drown because they’re the same person. Did you skip all of elementary school math or something?

There was elementary school math? I think I…

They aren’t the dog biscuits from his litter tray again are they?



lebanese-bitch:

sadlikeapanda:

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

Brit, if there’s only one and it drowns then they all drown because they’re the same person. Did you skip all of elementary school math or something?

There was elementary school math? I think I was too busy trying to touch my nose with my tongue. How can more than one person be the same person? Mr Tubbington is reading this, and he’s confused.

It’s ok brittany just go back to sleep ok?

(via sadlikeapanda)



sadlikeapanda:

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

Brit, if there’s only one and it drowns then they all drown because they’re the same person. Did you skip all of elementary school math or something?



tumblrbot: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?

in kindergarten some kid started singing and they everyone started clapping so I threw them in the sand pit and said they still wet the bed. Think her name was Berry or something, I don’t know,



I swear I hate you more everyday yet I have to pretend to like you. I really want Sue to start hating you so I can join in on the abuse and blame it on her. Pretty girls like me shouldn’t get their hands dirty.



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